fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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