Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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