nut hugger
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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