When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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