'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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