just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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