ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever