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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza

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• (718): View more from New York

  Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun

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