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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life

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• (818): View more from California

  It's like a parade of train wrecks.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (661): View more from California

  Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #

  (816): View more from Missouri

  ah tequila...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far

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  Sounds better than last semester

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.

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• (718): View more from New York

  We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.

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