He is such a slut. More and more my type.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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