Just fell off a train. Bad.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i out mim tonsoeep
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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