wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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