It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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