Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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