Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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