I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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