he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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