dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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