honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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