where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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