I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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