on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
