"it" just moved
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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