Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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