why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
He felt like a one man threesome
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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