I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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