guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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