So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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