This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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