Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
