the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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