But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
