I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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