some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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