Who did Billy Mays play for?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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