YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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