I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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