I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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