I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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