Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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