i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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