I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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