BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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