What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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