new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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