cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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