if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Randomize
