Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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