Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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