Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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