Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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