How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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