just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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