Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
