This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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