you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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