Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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