Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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