just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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